Archive for June, 2008

Municipal WiFi Fails Everytime

Friday, June 27th, 2008

There are countless examples of Muni WiFi going defunct.  Some people are surprised.  The promise of ubiquitous access as a utility is touted as the next logical progression for wireless and for the Internet itself.  Why can’t the Muni’s do it?

Because they’re the government - that’s why.

All the pin-heads on the city council have an idea for how a network will improve their departments or pet projects.  The cops want to sniff every wireless camera in town and run license plate recognition software so they can do even less.  Utilities want remote meter reading and the local telco will bitch about competition from the local government funded by tax dollars.

Muni WiFi is broken because of the MUNI - NOT THE WIFI.

http://sf.meraki.com

If you’ve never seen this movement then you send forwards to your nieces and nephews on your AOL account.  100,000 + active users and growing on a NON MUNI WiFi network where the nodes cost fifty bucks.  God Bless America.

Vertical Centering in CSS

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Need to center something between the top and bottom of a webpage, but you want to use clean CSS and not some garbage tables?

I am no web developer, nor am I a CSS / HTML guru.  I scour the web for what I need and I share what I find.

I found these:

http://www.infinitywebdesign.com/research/cssverticalcentereddiv.htm

http://waxpad.com/waxpadarticles/vcexample.html

http://d-graff.de/fricca/center.html

You tell me if these suck, or if they’re not compliant.  I’m looking for the holy grail - a compliant, well-behaved solution for vertical centering that also takes less than a 1MB style sheet.

Wise Investments

Friday, June 27th, 2008

In business, technology is always placed in the “expenses” column of the balance sheet.  With that kind of perception, management will always be antagonistic to technology because it costs them money.  Instead, put technology systems in the “assets” column where they belong.  Doing so will then reinforce the reality that technology is an asset, and investing in that asset produces returns: that is, technology makes you money.

Some basic technology tips for business managers:

1. You don’t understand computers and you likely never will.  This is not a flaw in your character or laziness on your part.  Technology is hard and complicated and you have a real job to do anyway.  Delegate technology to someone who actually understands it (me!) and let that person worry about megabytes and gigahertz.

2. Never ask for a line-item quote.  Resist the temptation to understand each “part” of a solution and take your red pen through items that your technology professional can’t convince you that you need.  Re-read rule number one.  You don’t understand this stuff anyway.  Realize that the professional recommending these items isn’t using your money to play with toys.  Yes, there are unscrupulous folk out there and you should ask questions to test the character of your technology pro.  However, do NOT under any circumstances start pulling hundred-dollar items off the list.  You may temporarily enjoy the “shoppers high” of saving a few bucks, but you will unknowingly cause massive problems and headaches.  Again, you don’t understand this stuff and if the pro says you need it, you need it.

3. Buy early, buy often.  Computers get old after 2-3 years.  They’ve done that since 1981 and there’s no sign it’s going to stop.  You will not single-handedly change the way technology works by futilely demanding that all computers last 5 years.  Also, resist the temptation to wait to upgrade.  Everyone knows that whatever you buy today will be insanely cheap in 6 months - you will not be seen as some dope who got screwed.  It happens to everyone.  What you need to do is make that upgrade (investment) TODAY so you can get ahead of the short-sighted lump who’s putting off that upgrade thinking he’s saving the bottom line.

4. Build a good foundation.  You don’t ask the contractor to cut corners on your home’s foundation, so don’t do it with technology.  Run a lot of cabling - more than you need NOW - because you’re going to need it later.  Buy more servers than you think you need - you’ll use them anyway and you’ll have a spare for when one of them inevitably fails on you.  Buy good, hefty mice and keyboards and SAVE THEM during upgrades.  You’d be surprised what you spend on replacing those $15 3-month-lifespan mice.  Buy good quality, BIG flat screen displays (19″ minimum) and give every employee 2 screens - that *alone* has been proven to increase productivity by 15%-20%.   Volume License all of your Microsoft software.  Bring your email in-house with Exchange and get a third party to filter your email for spam.

5. Train your people.  A well trained user with a 10-year-old system is vastly more productive than an untrained user with the latest technology.  Investing in your employees is never a bad thing, anyway.  Besides, you’ll see fewer help desk calls (which saves money) and you’ll see people actually doing and producing more (which makes money).

6.  Get away from paper.  Don’t jump on the “paperless office” hype - that kind of fanaticism is dangerous. Paper will be around for awhile, so don’t shun it all at once as if every sheet were laced with the plague.  But don’t replicate paper.  Kill the copier and get a scanner.  Invest in fax-to-email technology and eliminate the idiotic process of printing an email so you can fax it someone.  Don’t create forms - get a company Intranet and use online forms with reporting and search capability to manage all your in-house documentation.  And banish those lousy PostIT notes and get a notes management application (or learn to use Outlook) so your note to remind you to do something will actually remind you!

More to come…

Value

Friday, June 27th, 2008

I was recently asked what value I can provide to people and businesses.  Sure, I can help your business run better - but no one is ever interested in *improving* themselves.

So I went through my project list that’s eight years old and I came up with a list of services.  I can provide the ability to make untraceable, untappable phone calls from anywhere in the world to anywhere else.  I can secure financial data and product data so tightly that by the time supercomputers were done trying to hack my system the sun would have burnt out.  I can create an entire parallel “Internet” where every dot com is available once again and only the people we want on our Internet can get on our Internet.

I can also obtain information.  You would be surprised how much information is being given away by businesses and private individuals.  I don’t mean hacking or other illegal activity, here.  I mean scouring the hidden data on websites, in emails, and chat sessions to gather information that most people don’t realize they’re releasing.

All you have to do is give me the challenge - I can complete the job.  Let’s see if anyone wants to take me on.